Today I did nothing at all because I had the day off.

Well, the above statement is a lie, actually.  I did do things, like wake up really late (12:52 PM), and suddenly remember that, oh crap, I was supposed to be at my girlfriend house at 11 AM.  Needless to say, I got punched quite a bit.  I then helped her make gumbo THAT I DIDN'T GET TO ENJOY because I had a black belt meeting and I had to go to karate.  Oh, yeah, I take karate.  First Degree Black Belt.  Nothing fancy.  I then came home and remember that HOLY SHIT SON IT'S FREAKING RIB NIGHT.  So I had ribs for dinner.  And that's the only thing I had to eat today.  Oh, and some corn on the cob, which was damn good.  Then I did nothing on my computer, because that's how I roll.  And I need to stop writing and get some sleep because guess what I HAVE TO GET UP AT EIGHT AM TOMORROW.