So, I'm going to talk about things. Work related things that anyone who isn't a lazy bastard or who has been born into wealth will understand, and things like music, video games, and movies. Work and movies go together for me, however, because I work at a movie theater (this is a point I will reiterate countless times throughout my life. I just like to mention it.) Now, where to begin...
Working at a movie theater is...interesting. Not the kind of interesting like discovering a new element, where you can actually make loads of money from that. The kind of interesting that just makes you go "What the fuck am I doing here?". It's mostly due to the people. I'll go through and list them (note: No last names).
Mr. Reynolds- He's the boss. He sits in his office all day with the thermostat set to 81 (It's freaking summer here, ok?), and occasionally gives out orders. He's generally a pretty good boss, just don't make him angry. He also drinks a lot of coffee, and knows damn near anything about a projector.
Bernie- Mr. Reynolds Second in Command. He's a huge perv, but he is also hysterical. He's also a pretty good manager, just do not make him angry at all. He will go off on you like nothing else. It is not pretty. He's the manager that all the dudes like, and most of the girls hate.
Kristina- Assistant Manager. She's fairly nice, but also a bit...bitchy (sometimes). She's a decent manager, and makes a good box office worker (she sells tickets), and can run the projectors if need be. Overall, I like her, and most other people do. Once again though, don't make her angry.
Justin- He's a douchebag. Seriously. He is a powertripping douchebag, and he is annoying. I don't mind him (to his face) but I will do whatever I can to throw a wrench into his plans.
Bryan- Quite possibly my favorite male co-worker. He is hilarious, and fun to be around. Has a slight temper problem, but that's normal for us. Works the projectors like a boss.
Hannah- One of the newer people, she's Kristina's apprentice, basically. They're attached at the hip, I swear. However, she's almost like a sister to me, and I want to make sure she's looked out for. A bit naive sometimes.
Bobby- He's going to replace Kristina when she leaves for college. He's pretty good, but he can be a bit annoying at times, and creepy at others. Overall, I don't mind him, and he's decent to be around (better than Justin at least). Also, he's short.
Candace- One of the newer people, and one of my best friends from school. She's a bit airy, but she generally gets the idea. She also gives really good hugs. I like working with her, and I try and stick up for her whenever possible.
Jennifer- Another favorite person of mine. She is like Candace times 100, but she has been around longer. She's a real cloud cuckoo-lander, but she's generally nice, and does what needs to be done.
Kyle- Essentially, my apprentice. He's the second newest guy we've hired, and he's not bad. He's pretty funny, and down-to earth. However, he is not afraid to be ridiculous. Also has awesome belt buckles.
Kari- She's really quiet. That's really all I have.
Caitlyn - Not a bad worker. She's the youngest, so we all call her 12 and stuff. She's fairly nice.
Megan - Now, this is probably the longest one. She used to be a really good girl, and then she started down the slippery slope of sex. Started out with porn. Nothing I'm really against. Then she came in with crusty stuff all over her purse. Currently, she's pregnant with twins. She already has a kid. She has really racist parents, which makes her preference towards African American males kinda interesting. A lot of people used to like her, but now we find her overly annoying. I can't help but agree.
Josh- He's the new guy. He's eager, and a bit too polite. I think he's personally making sure he doesn't get fired for no reason, which isn't a bad thing. He's a bit of a character (I cannot believe I just used that).
And that's really all. I know this is super long, and probably not the best read (come on, it's my second post. Give it time guys), but this way you know who is who when I start talking about my work life.
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